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Dog Jokes and Humor

Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1.  They live here. You don't. 

2.  If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. 

3.  I like my pet a lot better than I like most people. 

4.  To you, it's an animal.  To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

5.  Dogs and cats are preferable than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't wear your  clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college

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