Dog Jokes and Humor
Rules for Non-Pet
Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They
live here. You don't.
2. If
you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
3. I
like my pet a lot better than I like most people.
4. To
you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter
who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
5. Dogs
and cats are preferable than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money
all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never
drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke
or drink, don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't wear
your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college
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